Hell to the blow!

Ha.

The radio just played Whitney's 'Didn't We Almost Have It All', and I remembered how J'adore Joey changed all her songs to be about crack.

So of course, while the song is playing, I am hearing 'Didn't We All Have An Eight-ball'?

Ha ha.

The lyrics could even be altered to fit:

Remember when we smoked on in the rain
The night we almost lost it
Once again, we can take the night into tomorrow
Living on feelings
Smoking you, I feel it all again

Chorus:

Didn't we all have an eight-ball?
When crack was all we had worth smoking?
The ride with you was worth the fall, my friend
Smoking you makes life worth living
Didn't we all have an eight-ball?
The nights we held on till the morning
You know you'll never feel that way again
Didn't we all have an eight-ball?

The way you used to touch me felt so fine
We shared our pipes together down the line
A moment in the lungs can last forever
Comfort and keep us
Help me bring the feeling back again

Chorus