Holy cold mess, y'all.

Britney's performance at the VMA'S....

Wow.

What can I say.

I not only feel embarassed for her...

I feel embarassed for even having seen that.

And her children.

And Madonna, for ever being associated with her.

Wow.

I loved Fiddy Cent's reaction.

It summed it up perfectly.

Wow.

Unbelievable performance of suck.

Britney,

You are already a joke in pop-culture...

but you, made it worse by trying to be sexy, while still bearing mom-jeans-weight, and thinking you can strip at The Palms.

Where's Jayden and Preston, ya hooch?

Give K-Fed custody.

[I can't believe I would think that about K-Fed.]

[And aside to MTV, this show sucked because you featured all this week's party -- guess that helped pad time.]

Oh, and ick, Fall Out Boy mashup with hip hop?

It's official...

MTV is dead.

Or at least, taste in teen music is.

[Linkin Park, I am looking at you.]

Oh and P.S.S.:

Gym Class Heroes suck so much balls, they will soon be as big as of a joke as Britney.

P.S.S. - I have to give Alicia Keyes for giving George Michael some props..

[I really do think G Michael is under-rated in pop culture history.]