6x365

You are the only person who has ever fired me.

And we both know it was for a bullsh*t reason.

So how thrilled was I, when I found out from the owner, that you had been fired shortly after me, for having stolen thousands from the company.

Ha.

Everyone finally got to see the person who I knew you were.

By the way, that same company owner asked me to come back and open a new store.

Of course, I declined, but I did feel vindicated.