Another reason why kids today are wussies....

Back in my day, we didn't have reflective striping on our costumes, so that motor vehicles could avoid hitting us, as we lugged our pillowcases door to door to demand free confections!

In my day, we stuck plastic bags over our heads, and went wandering around in all black, to leave flaming bags of dog-poo on neighbors doorsteps, who tried to pawn off on us, popcorn-balls and pennies.

Half the time, drivers didn't even know we were there.

If we were lucky enough to make it home without being run over, or suffering from auto-asphyxiation from our costumes, we'd still have to have our parents look for razor blades, or LSD, that could have been slipped in to our treats.

And that was they way it was, AND WE LIKED IT!!

WE LOVED IT!

Oh, happy day.

Signed,

A Grumpy Old Man



Neato Ghoulville