Monday, November 19, 2007

Bill Brasky!

3 Comments:

Blogger James said...

Oh how I love the Braski skits! Alec Baldwin is my favorite.

November 19, 2007  
Blogger Claystation said...

Will Ferrel is so funny. I know that guy! Scarry!

November 20, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah, Mr. Brasky actually stands in at 9'11&3/4" & closer to 600lbs. Anyway, awhile back I was at a sports bar with some friends (GIANTS vs Greenbay game). Well Mr. Brasky was present there also. There was not a soul in the joint rooting for Greenbay and it should not require a genius to figure out why. Well Mr. Brasky was satisfied with the outcome of the game, drained the last of his keg and headed for the mens room. Shortly thereafter, a buddy of mine returned from the mens room and exclaimed "Holy Fuck, lookit my shoes"! I told him they looked all wet. He said "no shit, there soaked through to the skin cause theres some kinda fire hose goin off in the mens room". I told him to stand proud cause his socks were soaked with Bill Braskys piss. Bill then emerged from the mens room and let out a belch that matched the decibel level of a quarter stick going off 4 inches from your ear followed by a fart that mimicked a sonic boom. As he headed out the door, so did we, and again, it shouldn't require a genius to figure out why. As our hearing began to come back we noticed a rookie looking police officer approaching Mr. Brasky. It appeared that the officer wanted to administer a sobriety check on Mr. Brasky. Well from the look of Mr. Braskys glare, he didn't look too amused. I'll leave the next sentence blank so you can let your imagination fly as to what happened next................................Well the situation kind of unfolded in slow motion after that. The officer calmly reached down and unholstered his sidearm (gun). With a firm grip on his gun, he slowly raised it up and placed the barrel above his right ear. At this instant, time was frozen. All we could see is one finger move, followed by a reddish spray coming off the left side of the police officers head. It was dead calm as Bill Brasky climbed into his truck, stopping just long enough to turn to us, wave to us and say "nice game, guys".

February 05, 2008  

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