Funny 'coz it's true.

Worker on phone: 'Yes, ma'am, we'll get you what you need right away...

Well, thank you, Linda*.

We enjoy your business.

You're one of my favorite customers.

Without you our company would suffer a tremendous loss.

Okay... Thank you.

[Hangs up.]

Bitch.'

You fellow ex-call center workers now what I'm talking about.

Ha ha.

Overheard In The Office