Today In - 'Bad Jokes'

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

What does Snoop Dogg use to clean his rides?

His ho's.

Bad Halloween Joke Of The Day

Why can't witches have kids?

Because their warlock husbands have halloween-ies and crystal balls.

Bad British Joke Of The Day

Did you hear about the guy with five willies?

His underpants fit him like a glove.

Bad Joke Of The Day

'A little boy is trick or treatin' on Halloween by himself. He is dressed as a pirate. At one house, a friendly man asks him, "Where are your buccaneers?" The little boy responds, "On either side o' me 'buccan' head!"'

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Bad Joke

From the Black Sheep website:

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper.

Bad Joke Of The Day

How do you make a lemon orgasm?

You play with its citrus.

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