Jacked Up Movie...

'Blindness'

It talks about how society devolves when a strange illness spreads.

MST3K 'Zombie Nightmare'

'Borderland'

Can't decide if I like or hate this movie.

Love Sean Astin as a bad guy though.

Def makes me think twice about going to Mexico.

Jai Ho!

All Growed Up

Jonathan Lipnicki Is a High School Girl from Nebraska

Worst. Movie. Ever.

'Undead'

Was stoked because it's a zombie movie, but it's just plain stupid.

Supposedly some aliens send down meteors and cast rain showers on some little town in Australia.

You can tell they were trying to be all Shaun Of The Dead with humor and stuff.

Didn't work.

You learn nothing about the hero-bad ass.

The rain supposedly is acid and burns their clothes, yet on skin it's fine.

The continuity of burning clothing is non-existent.

And at the end, the aliens suck all the people up in the sky, and then return them all back to life and healthy.

Whua?

No explanation given as to why the aliens only chose this town either.

And as you guessed it, the zombie virus comes back.

Total waste of my time and brain cells.

This song is stuck in my head lately....

Pussycat Dolls - 'Jai Ho'

Alien Vs. Predator III: Armageddon

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Alien Versus Predator Game Night

Filmed In Denver

'Ink'

Blurb Movie Reviews - 'Factory Girl'

I actually liked it.

I think Sienna and Guy Pearce gave great performances.

But oh man, does Hayden Christiansen suck.

He really can't act and comes across as very phony/trying too hard.

Blurb Movie Reviews - 'Iraq In Fragments'

Interesting movie.

You get to see the whole debacle from the Iraqi point of view.

The segment regarding the Kurds is quite moving.

Friggin' Bush.

If you haven't seen it....

Daft Punk's Full Feature 'Interstella 5555'

'I speak Jive.'

Blurb Movie Reviews - 'Soylent Green'

Overrated.

Slow.

Uneventful, if you already know that 'Soylent Green is people'.

Yes, there are thousands and thousands of uses for corn, all of which I will tell you about right now.

Inspired by Scootersville!

Blurb Movie Reviews - 'Zombies Anonymous'

Audio NSFW

Interesting premise, horrible execution.

It starts off kind of like a black comedy, but ends up turning in to this almost laughable grindhouse flick.

The Commandant character is just ridiculous.

Zombies Anonymous

Holy Wow.

He's 47?!?

That's his teenage daughter I take it.

Bizarre

A number came up on my phone that I didn't recognize so I just ignored it.

A few seconds later it tells me I have a voicemail.

The transcript is as follows:

'[Big Daddy].... this is Mark from Landmark.

We were wondering if you would be able to cover our shift tomorrow.

Give me a call back at [number].'

?

Did I get a job as a projectionist [audio NSFW] at a movie theater during one of my bouts of insomnia and not know it?

How odd that he had my right name.

[Puts tin foil hat on.]

I Heart Anna Faris.

'House Bunny'

Cute film, if not predictable.

But I love Anna.

And who knew she had such a smokin' bod?

Blurb Movie Reviews - 'Them [Ils]'

Dumb.

Slow.

Could be whittled down to 45 minutes even though the run time is only 77 minutes long.