Overheard In NYC

High chick: Now, I love ass, don't get me wrong. But it's not all I think about when I think about baseball. I mostly think about triangles.

Dude: Huh?

High chick: Baseball.

Dude: Triangles.

High chick: They're both trapezoids.

Dude: What the f*ck?

High chick: I don't know. My point is, I hate girls.

--Times Square

Overheard by: Bruce

What a retard.

'Republicans tried unsuccessfully to add a number of amendments, including a provision that would have protected people from being fired for expressing their religious beliefs and another that would have allowed school districts to adopt gender-specific dress codes.

Sen. Ted Harvey, R-Highlands Ranch, said he feared the bill would allow male teachers to dress as women without consequences.'

Senate backs gay-bias ban in workplace

You think?

'"It suddenly dawned on me that most people running from the law don't eat out, they order pizza," said Brown, whose county is north of Cincinnati.'

Pizza boxes carry 'deadbeat' mug shots

Oh, please

'"Today's aborted baby is the black slave of our history. When will we stop turning our heads and hiding behind the word choice?" he said.'

Lawmakers reject near-ban on abortions