Overheard In NYC

High chick: Now, I love ass, don't get me wrong. But it's not all I think about when I think about baseball. I mostly think about triangles.

Dude: Huh?

High chick: Baseball.

Dude: Triangles.

High chick: They're both trapezoids.

Dude: What the f*ck?

High chick: I don't know. My point is, I hate girls.

--Times Square

Overheard by: Bruce