Deep In The Heart Of Texas

Classic Pee Wee: A year ago today.....

'Yikes! Who knew they didn't get along. When I ran in to them at Pride, all seemed hunky dory. Looks like drama. Extended promo here.'

Real World Denver - Extended Promo

Pee Wee Classics - 'IM Fun!: Camel Spiders'

From 10.18.06

Matt says:

my stylist just told me her daughter is going back for her third tour of duty in Iraq

Big Daddy says:

she have any choice?

Matt says:

nope

Big Daddy says:

that sucks

Matt says:

she was telling me about how bad it is over there - ever hear of camel spiders?

Big Daddy says:

nope

Matt says:
i guess they are very large and carinverious they deaden the area and eat it... people have lost ears over there while they sleep

Matt says:
(shivers)

Big Daddy says:
ick

Big Daddy says:

god - even nature sucks in that wasteland over there

Matt says:

lol ...yah really

Big Daddy says:

maybe that's why there so much opium and weed growing over there, and in afghanistan - god's trying to tell them to chill the eff out

Big Daddy says:

:)

Matt says:

heh

Matt says:

you wonder

Pee Wee Classics - 'Theme Song'

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If I were to have a TV show, I think this song would be its theme song.

To All The Kids
The Vandals

'To all the kids with
Headgear and braces and freckly faces (Wa-oo wa-oo)
Glasses and acne and foster care families (Wa-oo wa-oo)
Eating disorders who sit on the corners (Wa-oo wa-oo)
Bikes with a basket and pants with elastic

Retards and spastics and Star Trek fanatics (Wa-oo wa-oo)
And guys in gymnastics with lives that are tragic (Wa-oo wa-oo)
Chess club contenders with speculative genders (Wa-oo wa-oo)
Friends they imagine with matching pajamas
(God loves us all)'

Pee Wee Classics - 'IM Fun - The Rapture'

From a post dated 6.6.06:

IM Fun! - The Rapture

Matt says: any signs of the apocalypse today?

Pee Wee says: didn't u get the memo? this morning's rapture got postponed until 6 pm local

Matt says: lol

Matt says: naw, i'm not on gods connexions group ;)

Pee Wee says: they found 9 severed heads in Iraq. That a sign? God only checks his myspace account

Matt says: lol

Matt says: OMG I totally almost spit out my coffee on that!