Puns

Khakis: What you need to start the car in Boston.



Energizer Bunny arrested -- charged with battery.



A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.



Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.



I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.



If electricity comes from electrons, does morality comes from morons?



Corduroy pillows are making headlines.



Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.



A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.



Without geometry, life is pointless.



When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.



Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.



When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.



Alarms: What an octopus is.



Dockyard: A physician's garden.



Incongruous: Where bills are passed.



Pasteurize: Too far to see.