They should make this version

Defamer version of 'When A Stranger Calls':



SFX: [“Since You Been Gone” Ringtone]



Girl: Hello?



Stranger: Have you checked the children?



Girl: What? Who is this?



Stranger: Have you–



SFX: [Beep.]



Girl: Oh, sorry, call waiting hold on.
(30 second pause.)



Girl: OK, back, sorry.



Stranger: Have you checked the children?



Girl: Have I checked the chicken?



Stranger: The CHILDREN.



Girl: T-Mobile reception sucks…One more time?
(Beat.)

Girl: Hello?



SFX: [Click.]


Defamer