I think I am delirious

For some odd reason I found this extremely funny - made me tear up with laughter. From Defamer about Paula Abdul acting funny:

"What did you tell me? Simon gave me advice and said on “The X Factor” he always refers to a fortune cookie and says the moth who finds the melon - (laugher) - finds the corn flake always finds the melon and one of you didn’t pick the right fortune.”