You are what you drink

According to this article, what you choose to drink reflects your personality. Since my favorite flavored vodka is Absolut Mandarin, this is what the article says about me:

'Orange: Empathic, understanding, easygoing, well-adjusted and dependable, they are the perfect spouse or parent. Dependable and reliable, those who prefer orange vodka are loyal and true friends.

Who they are: Tom Hanks, Katie Couric, Dave Matthews, Jake Gyllenhaal

Love match: Raspberry'

I don't know about being 'well-adjusted' and 'understanding'. When drunk I am not normally those things. What is funny is this, because Dave drinks Raspberry Stoli:

'Raspberry: Driven, success-oriented, self-confident and natural leaders, these drinkers are charming while expecting the best from themselves and all with whom they interact. They expect 1,000 percent effort, don't tolerate defeat, enjoy the finer things of life and are intensely competitive.

Who they are: Madonna, Russell Crowe, Sean Penn, Rosie O'Donnell, Andy Roddick

Love match: Orange'