Facial contusions are the new tattoos!

[Pic isn't of me - Google Image Search of 'Facial Contusion']

Every few months or so, my face ends up making a connection with some inanimate object. Saturday it was a tree branch. And I wasn't even drunk!

I was checking out this house in the Country Club while walking, and unbeknownst to me, there was a tree with low hanging branches that drooped over the sidewalk. Well, as I was looking right, and still traveling forward, by the time I turned around, smack!

So now I have a nice third eye growing on the left side of my noggin'.

I read somewhere, that people who are of the astrological sign 'Aries', such as myself, are prone to facial injuries. I am beginning to believe 'em.

I always seem to be smashing face up. Most notably, the time I passed out in front of Tracks and had to go to the emergency room. I ended up scraping off a layer of skin that holds the pigment [or melanin]. Depending on the light, you can make out my Albino patch.

And if it's not my face, it's my nose. If I play-wrestle with anyone, I will undoubtedly, at some point, hit my nose and make it bleed.

So today, while on break, I went to scratch my latest contusion; it felt weird. It was bleeding a lot this morning after my shower, so I put a bandage on it. Well, when I went to go rub it later, the material felt like I had a patch of severe dry skin. I freaked out, until I remembered the bandage.

At least some scars on dudes, can be manly, and/or sexy. We'll see how this one turns out.