IM Fun! - 'Worst Gay Movie Ever'

Matt says:
luster?

Matt says:
don't' think i've ever seen it

Big Daddy says:
don't

Big Daddy says:
from imdb:

Matt says:
I think Bollywood and vine was the worst i've seen

Big Daddy says:
'Luster is a refreshingly funny and sexy look at unrequited love. Jackson, a cute, lanky, blue-haired poet who works in a record store, is at the center of Everett Lewis' twisted black LA comedy. He's got a crush on the sexy young blonde, Billy, who he met at an orgy the other night. But Billy's not into him he's in love with Sonny, a musician into SM. And although Billy doesn't want Jackson'

Big Daddy says:
to seriously contemplate the technicalities of incest. Before he can do anything about it, though, Jed is seduced by Jackson's lesbian artist friend. What's a boy to do?

Big Daddy says:
oops

Big Daddy says:
two other guys do: Derek, a clean-cut record store customer, and Sam, the straight record store owner. Into this mix is thrown Jed, Jackson's hunky cousin, which leads Jackson to seriously contemplate the technicalities of incest. Before he can do anything about it, though, Jed is seduced by Jackson's lesbian artist friend. What's a boy to do?

Big Daddy says:
it looks like it was shot with vaseline and sand on the lens

Matt says:
geesh ... literally a cast of thousands

Matt says:
lol

Matt says:
still giggling about the concept of a movie shot so badly that it looks like it was shot with vaseline and sand on the lens

Big Daddy says:
:) - i heard somewhere that before filters were invented - they used to put vaseline and/or gauze over the lens to give it that blurry effect - like on those barbara walters specials - to hide her wrinkles

Big Daddy says:
'For example, you can apply Vaseline to the lens, the classic way to film aging Hollywood stars. (In even earlier versions, some filmed through very thin cheesecloth or voile.)'

Matt says:

wow...thank goodness for filters and good lighting

Big Daddy says:

yah, and they usually say the camera is very forgiving - so imagine what she must look like in real life

Matt says:

hatchet face!

Matt says:

maybe THATS why she gets people to cry all the time on her show

Big Daddy says:

:) funny

Matt says:

she lets the phantom mask slip a little and ...bam...waterworks