MST3K 'Zombie Nightmare'

Didn't think it was all that bad....

'Days Of Darkness'

Audio NSFW

Total low-budget C-Movie, but it kept me watching.

Probably because the lead character [the guy in the blue t-shirt] is hubba².

Worst. Movie. Ever.

'Undead'

Was stoked because it's a zombie movie, but it's just plain stupid.

Supposedly some aliens send down meteors and cast rain showers on some little town in Australia.

You can tell they were trying to be all Shaun Of The Dead with humor and stuff.

Didn't work.

You learn nothing about the hero-bad ass.

The rain supposedly is acid and burns their clothes, yet on skin it's fine.

The continuity of burning clothing is non-existent.

And at the end, the aliens suck all the people up in the sky, and then return them all back to life and healthy.

Whua?

No explanation given as to why the aliens only chose this town either.

And as you guessed it, the zombie virus comes back.

Total waste of my time and brain cells.

Blurb Movie Reviews - 'Zombies Anonymous'

Audio NSFW

Interesting premise, horrible execution.

It starts off kind of like a black comedy, but ends up turning in to this almost laughable grindhouse flick.

The Commandant character is just ridiculous.

Zombies Anonymous

WTF?

One Of The Worst Movies Ever

'Sickness House'

Seriously, I could only make it in five minutes before I had to turn it off.

Blurb Movie Reviews - 'Altered'

Dumb.

With really annoying characters and a hysterical-looking midget alien.

'Altered'

Yay!

Someone FINALLY posted the video for the movie 'The Apple'.

A horr-abulous movie I came across a way back.

It might be time to Netflix it again.



'BIM'

Seriously, skip it.

'Unrest'

Prolly NSFW due to a naked corpse and language.

It's one of the worst movies ever.

Cracks me up.

Watched 'They Live' the other night when I had a bought of insomnia, and this quote cracked me up.

Also, later in the film, Piper is aiming at a flying robot and says 'Momma don't like tattletales'.

Ha ha.

WTF?

I remember seeing the movie as a kid, but now realize what a low budget film it actually was.

Or looks now.

'Who took my purse!?!'

One of my fave MST3K's.

Thick McRunfast

Today In - 'Horrible Movies'

'The Hamiltons'

Oh man.

So bad.

And the ending reveal of 'Lenny' is totally a let down and laughable.

Probably one of the worst movies ever.

And not even in a good way.

Gravedancers

Supersonic Man, I Wanna Be

Viva and The Caff sent this to me on Facebook.

I guess it's a movie.

Eek.

Secret Agent Super Dragon

One of the worst movies, ever.

'Sublime'

It's slow, pointless, and tries to be something it's not.

Stay away from this stink-burger.

Oh man....

Caffeinator X mentioned Cannon Films in a comment and after I had to Google it, I discovered they were responsible for 'The Apple'.

Probably one of the worst movies ever.

Finally someone has posted vids so that I can share this unbelievable masterpiece of cheeze.

Some audio NSFW

The Film Crew - 'Giant Of Marathon'

The Film Crew - 'Hollywood After Dark'

From the guys behind MST3K.