Top Country Songs

I might have to start using this: 'If The Phone Don't Ring,You'll Know It's Me '

this one makes a great cheesy pick up line: 'I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight '

this is probably my fave: 'I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better '



From: Heidi
Sent: Friday, December 01
To: Pee Wee
Subject: FW: 17 Top Country Songs

Nevermind - this one's my fave!

I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here
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Top 17 Country Songs

17. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

16. It's Hard To Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day

15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

14. If The Phone Don't Ring,You'll Know It's Me

13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well

11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better

10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

8. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison Now

6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him

5. She Got The Ring and I Got the Finger

4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Were Pure

2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer

And the Number One Country Song ---

1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman,
But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few