Insomnia makes you think.

Insomnia makes you think of stupid stuff, when you're laying there, trying not to freak out about how your arse is going to drag the next day.

Some things that came to mind this morning at 230 AM, when I woke up, and could not for the life of me, return to a dormant state:

What celebrity would I LEAST like to have dinner with?

Tom Cruise, definitely. Dude's a freak, and pompous. And yes, I'm being glib.

What is up with Australian comedies? [I mentioned this earlier].

'Children Of the Revolution' was not funny. Neither was 'He Died With A Falafel In His Hand'. 'Danny Deckchair' was cute at the beginning, then just dragged.

I actually liked 'Wolf Creek', and 'Rabbit Proof Fence', but they weren't supposed to be comedies.

And I liked 'Priscilla Queen Of The Desert'. But thinking about all of this, Australian movies all tend to have a serious tone to them, regardless of genre. [Honestly, this mental conversation took a good hour in my head].

Why do I have 'Why Must I Be A Teenager In Love' by Bobby Vinton in my head?

Am I going to go crazy because it won't stop?

On a scale of 1-10, which male celebrities, dead or alive, would I bone?

10 - Marlon Brando [circa 'Streetcar Named Desire]
9 - Eric Dane
8 - Paul Newman [circa 'Cat On A Hot Tin Roof']
7 - Simon Baker
6 - Montgomery Clift [pre-accident]
5 - James Dean [pre-accident]
4 - Josh Lucas
3 - Clive Owen [circa 'Bent']
2 - Bruce Willis [circa 'Pulp Fiction']
1 - Rock Hudson [circa 'Pillow Talk']

'Salmon Buddha' would be a great band name.

What do ants do in winter?

Yeah, insomnia, you suck.