Ha.

DojiStar says:

'Most of the larger companies are pretty good at giving out freebies to unhappy customers.

I bought a box of pizza roll once, and when I opened them the appeared to have been thawed out and refrozen as wells as flattened. They were nothing but mush.

I called the company and they sent me two coupons for 1 free pizza rolls package each.

The coupon didn't specify which size so I went to BJ's and picked up 2 10 pound bags of pizza rolls and ate all of them.

I no longer like Pizza Rolls.'

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