Overheard Everywhere

Stoned girl on other side of the curtain: I ate a stress ball.

Nurse: Okay... Was it a foam ball? Gel? Did you just take a bite?

Stoned girl, laughing: I ate a stress ball!

Doctor, entering a few minutes later: Now, this makes me uncomfortable.

Stoned girl: The nurse told me to take off my pants.

Doctor: Are you sure? Why don't you put them back on for the CAT scan...

Stoned girl, still laughing: I ate a stress ball.

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