Oh man.

'School administrators went on high alert. Police were called. Media outlets went berserk trying to be the first to get the story of a copycat Columbine attack posted on websites. Terrified parents rushed to the school to rescue their kids.

Pegues was hauled off in handcuffs, and detectives searched the family home looking for something - anything - that might suggest evidence of a diabolical plan.

That's when they found the potato gun, along with a computer, the toilet-bowl cleaner, a funnel and other supposedly suspicious objects.'

Potato-gun idiocy grounds for a peel