Ha.

'Let me get this straight. I have to wash my hands after urinating in public bathrooms but I can pee on my garden cabbage and serve it to guests?'

'So, going by what I've learned from movies, morning talk shows, and random blog entries: I can drink my pee, use it as a facial wash, treat jellyfish stings with it, and now fertilize my lawn with it. Thank god I've been storing it in jars for all this time. I knew it pay off eventually.'

'You could make MILLIONS if you could round up all the "trucker bombs" out there, and sell them as concentrated fertilizer mix.'

Urine, Nature's Free Plant Fertilizer

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