Orbit Mint Mojito Gum
This is some funky gum.
While perusing the gum section at my local corner store, I saw this.
'Mojito flavored gum? Hmmmm. Wonder what that tastes like?'
I was kind of shocked though, that they would sell a gum with an obvious liquor reference since parents are so Puritanical these days.
So I pop in a piece and holy funky flavors Batman.
At first it was a nice citrus/mint combo.
But after a bit, the citrus becomes a little over-bearing in its artificialness.
It began tasting less like a mojito, and more like lemon-scented Pine Sol.
Not that I drink Pine Sol, but that's what the taste of this gum reminds me of.
Funky.
I still have 12 pieces left.
While perusing the gum section at my local corner store, I saw this.
'Mojito flavored gum? Hmmmm. Wonder what that tastes like?'
I was kind of shocked though, that they would sell a gum with an obvious liquor reference since parents are so Puritanical these days.
So I pop in a piece and holy funky flavors Batman.
At first it was a nice citrus/mint combo.
But after a bit, the citrus becomes a little over-bearing in its artificialness.
It began tasting less like a mojito, and more like lemon-scented Pine Sol.
Not that I drink Pine Sol, but that's what the taste of this gum reminds me of.
Funky.
I still have 12 pieces left.
2 Comments:
I hate mojitos... I think they taste like grass.
The first time I saw this (expletive) gum at my corner deli I laughed and wondered if they pass this shit out at AA meetings.
"It's just the flavor of a mojito without any of that pesky, goodtime hooch - enjoy!"
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