Beer Sausage [Literally]

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This explains a lot....

Smart kids are more likely to be heavy drinkers

Thanks to Shan!

Holiday Shenanigans

Today on Sara Cox's show, she was talking about the BBC office party and listeners texted in with things not to do at the Holiday party, specifically, getting drunk and doing stupid stuff.

This got me to thinking about what the worst thing I ever did at a Holiday office party.

Well, it wasn't really an office party, it was for the club I bartended at.

One year, I ended up getting fub'd and ended up making out with my boss's boyfriend.

I believe it was one year later, same thing happened, but instead of the boss's BF, it was one of our straight bar-backs.

In front of his date.

His girlfriend.

Yikes.

Anyone else want to share?

Drunk?

Huh.

So Dubai is trying to reinvent themselves as a Vegas of the Middle East, but their pesky religious views tend to get in the way.

They have tough restrictions on alcohol, don't like The Gays, and now this:

DUBAI: Sex on the beach, then prison

'A British couple whose drunken escapade involving sex on the beach led to tabloid headlines -- and a clash between Western permissiveness and Islamic values -- were sentenced Thursday by a Dubai court to three months in prison.

Vince Acors and Michelle Palmer were each sentenced to the prison term, fined $272 for drinking alcohol and ordered to be deported immediately upon leaving prison.

The pair was found guilty of having unmarried sex after a taxi had picked them up from a champagne brunch at a five-star hotel and drove them to Jumeirah beach in the United Arab Emirates’ most culturally-tolerant emirate of Dubai.

The case, which grew out of a tryst on July 5, quickly became a morality tale set amid globalization and Dubai’s skyline of sharp-angled, glittering high-rises.

The emirate is a financial hub in the Middle East, catering to tourists and multi-billion dollar business deals. It is also an Islamic state straining to balance Western influence and wealth with religious traditions that forbid alcohol, un-married sex and homosexuality.'

I must admit, I could use this.

Official Gmail Goggles Add-On Prevents Shameful Drunken Emailing

Today In - 'Don't Pass Out'

Ha.

Woman in cow suit arrested after urinating on porch

'MIDDLETOWN, Ohio – A woman wearing a cow costume was arrested for disorderly conduct Tuesday.

Major Mark Hoffman, with Middletown, Ohio Police, said Michelle Allen threatened police and urinated on a neighbor’s front porch.

Police say Allen was arrested for causing traffic problems, chasing kids in her neighborhood and not complying with police when they told her to return home. The police report stated officials could smell alcohol on her breath and her words were slurred.

Allen pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct and was sentenced to a month in jail.

Hoffman says while Allen was in court, she challenged people to “suck her udders.” No information has been released as to why she was wearing the cow costume.

Allen has been arrested over 50 times on charges ranging from theft to prostitution.'

Ha ha.

Rumpsringa

Prolly NSFW. Drugs and language.

From the movie 'Devil's Playground'.

It's an interesting little documentary about the period when Amish teens get to explore the outside world.

Priorities

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Holy Juan

Ack.

Man walks 25 miles to court for DUI sentencing

'CARLISLE, Pa. - A Pennsylvania man says he had one alternative when his brother didn't show up to give him a ride to court: start walking. Stephen Shoemaker of Shippensburg was scheduled to appear at 9:30 a.m. Tuesday for sentencing on a 2007 drunken-driving conviction.

Shoemaker, 33, doesn't have a car or driver's license. So he started walking to the Cumberland County Courthouse in Carlisle at dawn. He kept walking for about 25 miles in 90-plus-degree heat.

Shoemaker arrived about 3:30 p.m., after a detour to Carlisle Regional Medical Center, where he was treated for dehydration. Judge Edward Guido had issued an arrest warrant when Shoemaker failed to appear. Instead he agreed to defer sentencing until July. Guido says he hesitated only because "that means he'll have to walk back to Shippensburg."

Deputy Public Defender Anthony Adams volunteered to give Shoemaker a ride home.'

Someone say 'gin'!?!

Mug Shot Mondays

I'ma buy you a draaank.

Ha ha.

Original:

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Gallery Of The Absurd

Drunken Purchases

Colleen has a post that mentions purchasing while under the influence, and I had to stop and think If I had made any drunken purchases.

One that came to mind is a St. Louis Cardinals baseball cap that has 'Cardinals' written in Hebrew.

I was in St. Louis for a wedding, and the reception ended early, so a bunch of us ended up going out for drinks at Union Station [where we were also staying].

On the way back to the room, there was a tourist shop, and I saw the Hebrew cap and had to have it.

It cracked me up because I have never seen any sports memorabilia written in Hebrew.

We all had a good laugh at it at the time.

Occasionally I will still wear it out and it's amazing the reactions I get.

Either people are freaked out because they think it's that 'crazy Middle Eastern writin'', or I get Jews coming up to me speaking Hebrew.

And believe you me, I look far from Jewish.

I actually confused this one Israeli guy because I was wearing the cap, but he could also speak/read Arabic and noticed the tat on my right forearm.

Does St. Louis have a large Jewish community?

I still haven't figured out why it's in Hebrew.

Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor

Snazzy

Illinois man orders custom beer-can coffin

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