Hee hee.

Boss: Hey, how do you spell 'Japanese'?

[Peon spells it.]

Hmmm, do you think she was Japanese? How do you spell 'Chinese'?

[Peon spells it.]

I don't know if she was Chinese, though... Here's what we'll do --

[begins typing letter] 'The child speaks Asian...' Wait, how do you spell 'Asian'?

Overheard