Shamwow-licious!

Today's favorite comments:

'Cloth-gasm! Snippity-snappity! Alterational! Scrumptuous! One hot-a schmata! (They've all been trademarked, bitches!)'

'Oh yeah, and I am so stealing "Alterational" but I'm adding two snaps, a high five and an "Mmm-kay?" to mine.'

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