Shamwow-licious!

Today's favorite comments:

'Cloth-gasm! Snippity-snappity! Alterational! Scrumptuous! One hot-a schmata! (They've all been trademarked, bitches!)'

'Oh yeah, and I am so stealing "Alterational" but I'm adding two snaps, a high five and an "Mmm-kay?" to mine.'

New Batch Of 'Project Runway' Contestants Desperate To Coin Next Sassy Catchphrase Sensation

Tim Gunn on Conan

'I've made some of my worst decisions at three in the morning.'

I hear you Tim Gunn.

I hear you.

You're preaching to the choir.

Indeed.

And although something about Jack rubbed me the wrong way, I did feel sorry that he had to leave.

But I bet producers will bring him back next season.

And little latin boy with the taxi driver's hat; you're crying is becoming a joke.

Please stop.

I actually felt sorry for the models of the designs the judges hated.

Especially for Lisa's model.

Although, every time I see her now, I think of her spitting on the fabric.

Christian's was cool, as was the '300-looking' guy's.

And I'm sorry Steven.

It was all my fault.

[Side note: I still giggle when Michael Kors gives his comments because I think of Margaret Cho calling him a 'bitchy tangerine'.]

Celebrity Project Runway

Gallery Of The Absurd



Pretty On The Outside

Project Runway 4

Run!

My thoughts on last night's premiere:

There's way too many contestants at the beginning to keep them all straight [pun not intended].

There seems to be a lot more professional designers this run.


Chris

How sad they made the heavy-set guy run across Bryant park.

Jack Mackenroth, the one they said looks like a superhero, comes off as being a dick. I guess he doesn't stick around long. [Spoilers at that link!!!]

The yoga chick is kind of weird, but I want to see more of her work. I liked her concept of what she was trying with the fall, although where she had it located, it did look like what Heidi said, that she was 'pooing fabric'. Ha. If she put it higher up like on the small of the model's back, I don't think she would have had a problem.

Christian appears to be the new Santino/Jeffrey. Blegh.


300 Guy, Latin Guy, Jack Mackenroth

Does the straight guy remind anyone else of the dude from '300'?

I think I like the black girl, Christina. We'll see.


Christina

Although I think some of what the Latin guy said was funny, there's no need to be bawling your eyes out on the first episode!


Latin Guy

The dude from Israel is kinda hot in a Judeo-Palestinian way.


Israel Guy

I can tell you who is not going to win, Steven. Any time there is a competitor that I like or get behind, it's a guarantee they won't win. It's happened the last three seasons, with my future husband Robert Best being the most recent victim of my support. I think Steven's cute for some odd reason. Anywho, sorry Steven.


Steven

As for the rest of the designers, like I said, there were too many of them and they didn't really stand out enough for me to remember them.

So we'll see.

I do have to admit though, I didn't realize I missed Michael Kors bitchy comments.

Ha.