Scenes From Public Transportation

'Really, Grandma!?!'

This senior citizen* made me cranky.

You would figure if you were waiting at the bus stop for the next bus, you'd have a little time on your hands to, oh I don't know, fish for the change for the fare.

But noooooo, you had to get on the bus first and spend the next 10 minutes finding the correct combo of dimes and nickels to make the fare.

And to top that off, your noxious apple flavored power bar made me want to vom.

It was more overwhelming than the gallon of Youth Dew you decided to hose on.

* She wasn't really that old. Just called her that for color.