Funny Coz' It's True

'Last thing I'll mention... on the subway this morning, there was a middle-aged businesswoman CLIPPING HER FINGERNAILS like that wasn't the grossest thing you can do in public outside of sh-tting in a bucket while crying on a dead baby.

Lady, c'mon... I might have holes in my clothes and I might smell like rotgut whiskey bought on sale and I might just generally look like a cleaned-up hobo recently released from detox, but you... you make garbage look like a high school Valedictorian with a full ride to Yale. I hope you, at minimum, get hit in the face with a shovel.'

Friday Morning Hodgepodge

Scenes From Public Transportation

'Really, Grandma!?!'

This senior citizen* made me cranky.

You would figure if you were waiting at the bus stop for the next bus, you'd have a little time on your hands to, oh I don't know, fish for the change for the fare.

But noooooo, you had to get on the bus first and spend the next 10 minutes finding the correct combo of dimes and nickels to make the fare.

And to top that off, your noxious apple flavored power bar made me want to vom.

It was more overwhelming than the gallon of Youth Dew you decided to hose on.

* She wasn't really that old. Just called her that for color.

You know who bugs me?

Shia LaBeouf.

'Disturbia' came on when I was home sick and five minutes into the movie, I had to change channels.

I don't know if it's his bunny rabbit-esque face or what, but he bugs me.

So he is on the list with Nicolas Cage, Keanu, and Sean Connery.

Grody.

This guy was on his mobile while urinating in the rest room.

In a stall.

In to the bowl.

I would be seriously ick'd out if someone was talking to me while taking a leak.

His mobile must be a microcosm of bacteria and funkiness.

Gag.

Pet Peeve #98722

I loathe, loathe, loathe when people call me and after I say 'hello', the say 'hold on' or 'just a sec', and keep you waiting on the line.

Why'd you call me in the first place if you are in the middle of something?

Bah!

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Now playing: The Lady Don't Mind (Extended - Talking Heads
via FoxyTunes

Pet Peeve

I don't know why it bugs me, but I find it really annoying when people call me to tell me they are sending an email.

Or worse; that they have sent an email.

Duh.

I will get to it.

Stop wasting my time with pointless phone calls.

Blegh.

Pet Peeve #91765

People who are chewing gum, or eating, when they call you.