A number came up on my phone that I didn't recognize so I just ignored it.
A few seconds later it tells me I have a voicemail.
The transcript is as follows:
'[Big Daddy].... this is Mark from Landmark.
We were wondering if you would be able to cover our shift tomorrow.
Give me a call back at [number].'
Did I get a job as a projectionist [audio NSFW] at a movie theater during one of my bouts of insomnia and not know it?
How odd that he had my right name.
[Puts tin foil hat on.]