Bizarre

A number came up on my phone that I didn't recognize so I just ignored it.

A few seconds later it tells me I have a voicemail.

The transcript is as follows:

'[Big Daddy].... this is Mark from Landmark.

We were wondering if you would be able to cover our shift tomorrow.

Give me a call back at [number].'

?

Did I get a job as a projectionist [audio NSFW] at a movie theater during one of my bouts of insomnia and not know it?

How odd that he had my right name.

[Puts tin foil hat on.]