Friday, July 16, 2010

.... 3.



Love it. From

'The IT Crowd'.


'Emergency Services'

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Thursday, June 05, 2008

Cute With Chris

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Tuesday, May 06, 2008

'When life gives you lymphoma...'



'make Lymphomade'

Blogger buddy Howard, over at the Web Pen, is having a benefit show of his Monkey Troupe.

Check it out, or use some of that government refund we're getting to help a brutha' with cancer, out.

I still love 'Cancer can’t take away my funny bone unless it attacks the marrow.' for Howard's bumper sticker ideas.


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Monday, January 14, 2008

Joe is still a cutie.

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Living Will



'Last night my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her,"I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.

She's such a bitch.'

Thanks to Altered Anthems!


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Speaking of Rice Krispies....

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Dave Atell

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Tuesday, December 18, 2007

You know....



A barrel of real monkeys probably wouldn't be that much fun.

They'd probably spend most of their time flinging poo.

What a dumb expression.

Although a barrel of these monkeys would be fun.



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Thursday, December 06, 2007

Colorado Barbies - 'Parker'



"Parker Barbie"

'The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar Minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.'

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Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Colorado Barbies - 'Cherry Creek'



"Cherry Creek Barbie"

'This Barbie comes with your choice of Mercedes ML550 or Hummer H2. Included is her own Starbucks cup, American Express Red credit card, and country club membership. Also available for this set, are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper.'

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Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Colorado Barbies - 'Boulder'



'This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup, and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her Willow. She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Boulder Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.'

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Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Oh no, Howard's a 'mo!



Ha ha.

Just kidding.

But Howard has a guest blogger over at The Web Pen with a funny post.

Check it out here.

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Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Tranny 911

Thursday, November 01, 2007

Homocil

Turlington's Lower Back Tattoo Remover

Fear Factor Junior

First Citiwide Change Bank

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Handi-Off

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Cracklin' Oat Flakes

Your pubes look awesome.



Probably NSFW.

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