'Break Me Off A Piece of AP-PLE-SAUCE...'

I had Metroplex and Devastator...

Really?

The WTF Blanket

Audio NSFW

Thanks to Colleen!

Flame On!

Audio prolly NSFW.

From Scootersville!

For Real?

Eagle Man Strikes Again

By The Biscuits

This Sexy Shopping Bag might put you in Jail - Link A Lil' NSFW

Truth In Adevrtising

'The under carriage guard is missing.

More accurately, it was lost during a night of blackout drinking.

Also part of the front passenger side wheel hub was lost that same night.

I drove the car a distance of 5 miles without a front passenger tire and the sparks from my rim scrapping the road, lightly singed the paint on the front fender just above the wheel.

Honestly this is just a theory as I was drinking that night as well.

Rubbing compound and elbow grease should make it look a lot better.

On the bottom of the drivers side door there’s a small gash where I hit a broken cinder block a few years back.

There’s a matching gash in roughly the same spot on the passenger side.

That one just seemed to show up one day.

Again, I recommend rubbing compound.'

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Still Creepy

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Mactini

It's Pete from 'Shaun Of The Dead'!



iToilet

Sproingo

Ha.

How I Want To Commute

Reminds me of the office that has slides in it:

Wow.

Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em

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I can't believe they're still running this ad.