Strangers With Candy

I woke up with this portion of a SWC episode in my head this morning from the episode called 'Jerri's Burning Issue'. Made me smile:

Dr. Zorders: You’ve seen the business end of a needle before!

Jerri: Oh yeah... I was a diabetic for a while... Until I kicked it.

Dr. Zorders: Jerri, I have some bad news. You have syphilis.

Jerri: No!!!

Dr. Zorders: Not only that, it appears your syphilis is infested with crabs. And not only that, your crabs are infected with gonorrhea. Jerri, Don’t you use condoms?

Jerri: Look, doc, I go all natural. That’s why my prices are so high.

Dr. Zorders: That’s pretty irresponsible. But, thanks to Penicillin, there’s no need to act responsible. Penicillin is nature’s condom!

Dr. Zorders: Now, why don’t we bend over.

Jerri: That’s what got me in this muff-up.