Shoulda looked closer

So I was at Tracks on Saturday and as we were leaving, there was a bucket of condoms by the exit door. Knowing that some of the ones I have at home may be close to their expiration date, I grabbed a handful. As did my straight buddy Dave.

Come Sunday morning, I notice them on my counter. They are emblazoned with the logo of Midtowne Spa [a popular gay bathhouse here in Denver]. 'Oh no!' I thought. If I use those with a booty call, it's going to look like I frequent the bathouse. Then a funnier thought hit me; Dave grabbed the same condoms. I doubt any girl he may hook up with will know what the Midtowne is. But if they do, I am sure they are going to have some questions.

This was kind of a poetic way to end that Saturday night as Dave and I had spent most of the night dropping off 'Cream' magazine to pretty much all of Denver's gay bars that night before Tracks.