40 Year Old Virgin Quotes

I will write more about the movie later but I wanted to share two of my favorite lines from the movie:

Mooj: It's not about these rusty trombones, and these dirty sanchez.

Cal: You know what's a fun game? Take 3 Excedrin PM's and see if you can whack off before you fall asleep. You always win, that's the best part about the game.