Classy, FedEx. Classy.

I'm kind of digging the fact that Brit waited until he was out promoting his 'album' to drop him like Preston. And over text message!

'Rapper and noted prose stylist Kevin Federline, 28, took up his Sharpie and left behind a love note* on the shower door of his dressing room at the House of Blues in Chicago, where he performed November 8. The message, written the day after wife Britney Spears, 24, filed for divorce, reads:

Today I'm a free man
Ladies look out
F--k a wife
Give me my kids B-tch!
--Kevin Federline

*In case there are any doubts about its authenticity, we have an actual signed Kevin Federline poster hanging up in Us Online HQ (as part of our K-Fed altar where we burn Marlboro incense and leave offerings of 'beaters and illegitimate children), and the signatures match up.'

US Weekly