Update: Tagged! - 'One of These is Not Like The Other'

Answers below in orange:

Clever Fool tagged me on his post about having his readers try and figure out which of his statements are true.

He gives you the assistance of knowing that two are fake.

I won't.

Ha ha.

So which, if any, of the following are true?

- I have never been arrested, but I have been cited for public indecency. - False, although there have been quite a few times that I could have been cited.

- I was prom king, and attended my prom with one of our school's cheerleaders. - True. I am trying to gather the courage to post photos, but my hair is so horribly 90's, I think it would make my stock plummet.

- I was 'the other woman' during a nine-month relationship with a guy who was already in a 'committed' relationship. - True. I've been the other woman a couple of times actually.

- I was in high school marching band, and our group got to perform at the Tournament of Roses [the Rose Parade]. - Totally false. I was an activities-geek in high school, but not in the band.

- I have a half-sister that I have never met. - Misleading. I was still visiting my dad when she was born, but soon after, I fell out of touch with him and that side of the family. Haven't talked or seen them since age 11.

- I was once punched by a New York City firefighter. - True.

Discuss.