Strangers With Candy Quote Of The Day

Jerri Blank: History has taught us many things.

For example, I can't smoke one stick of pot, or take one needle of coke.

One night – I'll make this quick – one night, I was thrown by a horse and I had to have an emergency laminectomy.

Now you all know the size of a king-size sheet, right?

Well, you try scrambling down that in the dark after a boot of scag or a snort of horse...

Chuck Noblet: Really, Jerri, that's fine. What was your report on again?

Jerri: Brazil.