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Strangers With Candy Quote Of The Day

Mr. Jellineck: 'It's not a cold sore!

I... bumped my lip on a biscuit.'

'Geoffrey needs me!'

'Nice camel toe.'

'Somethin mo' like dis?'

Jerri Blank can't vote.

Strangers With Candy Quote Of The Day

Minister Arsenew: 'What is this 'Freedom of Speech' people are speaking so freely about?....

Is it ok to yell 'fire!' at a crowded book burning?

Did Jesus just go around just saying anything that came in to his head?

Yes, he did.

And what happened to him?

That's right...they nailed him to a telephone pole!

What does this parable teach us??

KEEP YER YAPPERS SHUT!!!

It's what God wants.'

Strangers With Candy Quote Of The Day

Jerri Blank: History has taught us many things.

For example, I can't smoke one stick of pot, or take one needle of coke.

One night – I'll make this quick – one night, I was thrown by a horse and I had to have an emergency laminectomy.

Now you all know the size of a king-size sheet, right?

Well, you try scrambling down that in the dark after a boot of scag or a snort of horse...

Chuck Noblet: Really, Jerri, that's fine. What was your report on again?

Jerri: Brazil.

Strangers With Candy Quote Of The Day

Jerri Blank: 'That's funny, why does your finger, smell like his ass?'

Chuck Noblet Sings!

'It's like living in a prison.'... 'Minus the beatings and the sodomy.'

'This one time, I hooked up with this Colombian drug lord, at a cock fight....'

Strangers With Candy Quote Of The Day

“I'm shaken and upset. So if you'd like to send baskets or donations I've written my address, it's at the back of the class on the easel. But please, no mylar balloons. They never deflate and I don't have the heart to throw them away.”

Strangers With Candy Quote Of The Day

Jerri Blank: 'God's a little bland.'

From episode 'Blank Stare: Part 1'

Strangers With Candy Quote Of The Day

Jerri Blank [to Derrick Blank]: 'Why you're just a rack of bones, covered in a thin layer of fag.'

Strangers With Candy Quote Of The Day

Derrick Blank: 'I'm going to squat my way to the top.'

Packing A Musket