Plants are on Twitter.

'After soldering it together, you simply shove it deep into your plant's pot, connect it up to with an ethernet cable, and when its moisture sensors detect that you've been a bit lax in watering it'll Twitter with a "water me please” prompt.

Ignoring it won't work as it'll step up the game with an urgent Tweet, and over-watering'll earn you a scolding.'

Now Even Thirsty Houseplants Demand Attention With DIY Twitter Kit