Monday, May 03, 2010

Seoul Shore AKA Koreans Gone Bad

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Love them...

Friday, June 26, 2009

Jai Ho!

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Daft Punk's Predecessor?



La Bionda - 'I Wanna Be Your Lover'

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Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Worst. Movie. Ever.


'Undead'

Was stoked because it's a zombie movie, but it's just plain stupid.

Supposedly some aliens send down meteors and cast rain showers on some little town in Australia.

You can tell they were trying to be all Shaun Of The Dead with humor and stuff.

Didn't work.

You learn nothing about the hero-bad ass.

The rain supposedly is acid and burns their clothes, yet on skin it's fine.

The continuity of burning clothing is non-existent.

And at the end, the aliens suck all the people up in the sky, and then return them all back to life and healthy.

Whua?

No explanation given as to why the aliens only chose this town either.

And as you guessed it, the zombie virus comes back.

Total waste of my time and brain cells.

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Thursday, March 12, 2009

Grody

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

I shouldn't laugh, but.....



klaybc

'Demerits:

1. Taking too long to put harness on: -1 hr. pay
2. Showing fear on zip line: - 1/2 day's pay
3. Talking to others while on zip line: -1 day's pay'

Commuting To Work Via Zipline In Sichuan Province

Previously: Your Keyboards May Have Been Made In Appalling Conditions

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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Blurb Movie Reviews - 'Iraq In Fragments'



Interesting movie.

You get to see the whole debacle from the Iraqi point of view.

The segment regarding the Kurds is quite moving.

Friggin' Bush.

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Friday, February 20, 2009

Yikes.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Oh My

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

For No Particular Reason......

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Yikes.



'Jealous wife' charged after fatal genitals fire

Australian accused of setting husband ablaze after he hugged woman

'ADELAIDE, Australia - An Australian woman accused of setting her husband's genitals on fire because she thought he was having an affair has been charged with murder.

Prosecutors said 44-year-old Rajini Narayan confessed to neighbors that she set her husband on fire on Dec. 8, 2008, after she saw him hug another woman.

She was initially charged with endangering life and arson but the charges were upgraded to murder after her 47-year-old husband, Satish Narayan, died from his injuries last week.

Prosecutor Lucy Boord said Narayan told neighbors she was a "jealous wife" but she hadn't meant to kill him when she doused the sleeping man's genitals with an alcohol-based solvent and then set him on fire.

Boord quoted Narayan allegedly saying: "I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else. ... I didn't mean this to happen."

The husband jumped out of bed and knocked over the bottle of alcohol, causing the fire to spread and resulting in 1 million Australian dollars ($711,000) of damage to their town house and an adjacent property, the Adelaide Advertiser reported.

Narayan was remanded in custody for psychological assessment and will reappear in court Friday. She has been charged with murder, arson and three counts of endangering life, as the couple's three children were at home during the incident.'

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Monday, January 05, 2009

Blurb Movie Reviews - 'Them [Ils]'



Dumb.

Slow.

Could be whittled down to 45 minutes even though the run time is only 77 minutes long.

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Monday, December 22, 2008

Super Fantastic Happy Fun-Time Tee Vee!! - Animal Edition



Poor monkey.

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In front of the kids?



As if clowns aren't scary enough.

I wonder if his shoes fit in the plastic bins?

Clown strip-searched at airport

Pc Konk was frisked by airport security staff in his underwear

'A children's entertainer dressed as a comedy policeman was strip-searched down to his briefs by security staff at Birmingham International Airport.

Pc Konk, aka David Vaughan, from Shard End in Birmingham, was accompanying 100 disadvantaged children for a charity flight run by Variety Club Midlands.

But a metal clasp in his costume set off the security-check alarms.

He was made to strip down to his shorts and surrender his plastic handcuffs before boarding the hour-long flight.

He said: "In the lining of my costume was a band and it turns out it was metal.

"When I got to security check-out I had to take my boots off, and my hat off, and my little props I had on me, through the X-ray.

Pc Konk certainly did a great job of keeping everyone at the airport entertained, however he was required to give in his handcuffs in line with national security regulations
Airport spokesman

"As I went through the machine I set the alarm off."

Mr Vaughan was asked to remove his oversized floppy shoes and flashing policeman's helmet and place the bubble-making liquid for his pretend saxophone in a clear plastic bag, before he was allowed on the Thomas Cook plane.

The hour-long charity flight, for disadvantaged children, circled the Midlands on Tuesday.

The 60-year-old children's entertainer said: "My concern was to make sure I got through so I could put a smile on the kids' faces."

An airport spokesman said: "Pc Konk certainly did a great job of keeping everyone at the airport entertained, however he was required to give in his handcuffs in line with national security regulations."'

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Holy Sheesh



'Glasvegas'

The dude in the glasses has a really thick accent.

I need subtitles.

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Thursday, December 18, 2008

World's Biggest Hole

Monday, December 15, 2008

Crazy

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Ladies And Gentlemen: 'Dong'

Monday, December 08, 2008

Zombies!! Germans!! Nazis!! Snow!!



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