Ha.

Woman in cow suit arrested after urinating on porch

'MIDDLETOWN, Ohio – A woman wearing a cow costume was arrested for disorderly conduct Tuesday.

Major Mark Hoffman, with Middletown, Ohio Police, said Michelle Allen threatened police and urinated on a neighbor’s front porch.

Police say Allen was arrested for causing traffic problems, chasing kids in her neighborhood and not complying with police when they told her to return home. The police report stated officials could smell alcohol on her breath and her words were slurred.

Allen pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct and was sentenced to a month in jail.

Hoffman says while Allen was in court, she challenged people to “suck her udders.” No information has been released as to why she was wearing the cow costume.

Allen has been arrested over 50 times on charges ranging from theft to prostitution.'

Those crazy Mormons.

Hit-and-run only beginning of naked woman's rampage

'SANDY, Utah – Police in a suburb of Salt Lake City are trying to get down to the naked truth of why a woman went on a rampage Wednesday while in the nude.

Police say it started when Rachel Hansen, 38, rammed her car into a sport utility vehicle, backed up and hit it again.

"This lady was speeding directly towards us and I tried to warn my friend to get out of the way," said Fred Rollins, the driver of the SUV. "But it seemed like she was intent on hitting us and she did. And as we backed out of her way, she came and hit us again."

She then hopped out of her car completely naked and approached the occupants of the SUV.

"She jumped out of the car and she was naked, stark naked. And tried to attack me or something," said Rollins.

Police say after the crash, Hansen followed a 14-year-old girl home, kicked in the door, and when police arrived, resisted arrest.

She was eventually taken to University of Utah Hospital where she was to be evaluated.'

O.J. Simpson is my cousin.

Crazy Beeyotch

New fave show.

'Deadliest Catch'

While I was at home puking my brains out the last few days, I got sucked in to a Deadliest Catch marathon.

It's crazy how they put their life on the edge so that we can enjoy crab legs.

The rookie captain is kind of a hottie too.

People are freaks, man.

Man finds human leg in smoker

Purchase at auction results in macabre discovery

'MAIDEN, N.C. - A man who bought a smoker Tuesday at an auction of abandoned items might have thought twice had he looked inside first.

Maiden police said the man opened up the smoker and saw what he thought was a piece of driftwood wrapped in paper. When he unwrapped it, he found a human leg, cut off 2 to 3 inches above the knee.

The smoker had been sold at an auction of items left behind at a storage facility, so investigators contacted the mother and son who had rented the space where the smoker was found.

The mother, Peg Steele, explained her son had his leg amputated after a plane crash and kept the leg following the surgery “for religious reasons” she doesn’t know much about.

“The rest of the family was very much against it,” Steele said.

Steele said her son, John Wood, plans to drive to Maiden, about 35 miles northwest of Charlotte, to reclaim his amputated leg, police said.'

Wow. They published the picture.

Capitol gunman sent e-mail

A different type of 'Crazy Cat Lady'.

Woman buys over $1K in recalled pet food

'BEAUFORT, S.C. (AP) - A woman said she was so worried about reports of tainted pet food she spent more than $1,000 buying all the product she could find at her local Wal-Mart.

Margaret Trask said she filled a shopping cart full of canned pet food made by Canadian company Menu Foods at the Beaufort Wal-Mart after hearing about the recall Friday.

She returned Wednesday morning to buy more food and came back that night to buy even more, but Trask said store officials asked her to leave. She said store employees were taking some of the food off the shelves.

Trask plans to throw the food away so no animals eat it. She figures she spent more than $1,000.

Some of the 60 million cans and pouches of food have been blamed for kidney failure in scores of animals and killed at least 16 pets.

Not all the food Trask bought was included in the recall.

Trask also took out classified ads in at least two local newspapers, listing all off the recall pet food brands.

"A lot of people don't know about the recall," Trask said. "I don't know what else to do."'