Thursday, October 02, 2008


Woman in cow suit arrested after urinating on porch

'MIDDLETOWN, Ohio – A woman wearing a cow costume was arrested for disorderly conduct Tuesday.

Major Mark Hoffman, with Middletown, Ohio Police, said Michelle Allen threatened police and urinated on a neighbor’s front porch.

Police say Allen was arrested for causing traffic problems, chasing kids in her neighborhood and not complying with police when they told her to return home. The police report stated officials could smell alcohol on her breath and her words were slurred.

Allen pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct and was sentenced to a month in jail.

Hoffman says while Allen was in court, she challenged people to “suck her udders.” No information has been released as to why she was wearing the cow costume.

Allen has been arrested over 50 times on charges ranging from theft to prostitution.'

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Blogger Digital Fortress said...

A pilar of society like her being arrested over fifty times...don't the police have better things to do?

October 02, 2008  
Blogger Big Daddy said...

I love that she told them to suck her udders.

October 03, 2008  
Blogger Alienwhere said...

I totally thought that was a dude.

October 03, 2008  

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