Karl Lagerfeld Is A Murderer!

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Check out his shoes.

Hipsters In Space

Yikes.

Lindsay Lohan Defends Weight: I Just Ate A Big Mac

D'oh!

WIPEOUT: Herve Leger Models Fall In Fashion Show

Rollin'

Sexy People

Too Much?

Reactee

Why are hiking boot laces so long?

It doesn't make any sense.

Is it an intentional design?

My boots today have about 9 inches of extra lace on each one.

Maybe it's so if you get lost out on a trail, you can use the laces as string to build a shelter.

Who knows.

Seasons Greetings From The Farm

I don't get it.

I'm allergic to wool.

If I get anywhere near it, I break out in a rash and my eyes get dusty and watery, and my nose gets all irritated.

Yet, I can wear worsted wool.

And cashmere.

I know cashmere is from a goat while regular wool is from sheep, but I find it odd that I would have an issue with one and not the other.

I've read that people with wool allergies have them because of the lanolin in the wool.

But as far as I know, I don't have issues with lanolin.

I'm pretty sure I have used lotion with lanolin in it before.

Huh.

Today In - 'Bad Hair'

'Bro' Or 'Manzierre'?

Man Bra Keeps Your Moobs In Check

Hee hee.

We Have Lasers!

Whoa.

That's a lotta look.

Hmmm....

10 Gadget Get-Ups for Guys That Don't Mind Looking Like a Tool

Hmmm...

80's aerobic instructor/students must be the hot Halloween costumer.

95% of my hits are from searches on that.

Hurts Like Brand New Shoes

Word, Sade.

Today is the only the second time I have worn these shoes, and they have tore up my feets!

It's been a while so I totally forgot how bad they mutilate my feet.

By the time I got to work, I was in excruciating pain.

In order to make it through the day, I had to stuff paper towels in my shoe to act as buffers to keep certain parts from rubbing my feets in to bloody stumps.

Should I toss them, or try and break them in?

I like them, but am not in love with them.

I don't remember how much I paid for them, so I think I don't think I'd feel bad for ditching them.

It would be worth it compared to the pain they cause.

I would give them to the charity shop, but I had to split the heel on one 'em to prevent it from grinding my Achilles tendon away.

So....

This morning at work, while I was in the kitchen getting my breakfast ready, a worker from another department that I call 'Bootius Maximus' [because he has a total big ol' male J Lo booty - in a good way] said something that kind of struck me as odd.

Now, we have never even said as much as 'hello' in passing, to each other.

Well, while I was digging in the fridge, and he was next to me getting ice, he asked where I got my shoes.

I must admit, they are pretty sweet shoes, and one of my fave pairs which do happen to get a lot of compliments. [Not pictured above.]

So I tell him where and then he goes:

'Cute shoes.'

?

Now, I had always suspected he was 'family' after a co-worker once mentioned that he thought he had seen Bootius at The Big Gay Club.

To look at him, you would just think he's a big burly straight boy with some inkling of a fashion sense.

He's far from looking all Metro.

But, his use of the phrase 'cute shoes' totally has me thinking he's a big ol' 'mo.

Or am I wrong?

I personally have never heard a straight guy use the term 'cute' to describe a piece of fashion.

Much less to another guy.

I could see a straight guy saying 'cool' or 'sweet', but not cute.

So what do you guys think?

Friend or 'family'?

Whoa.

I got these pants I'm wearing today at this cool little consignment shop and who'd a thunk they were originally so pricey.

Reminds me of the time I got a Moschino belt for $10 bucks when it retailed for $275.

I'm in the wrong business.

Oh, Di-ANE!

From Scootersville!