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make up bogus reasons for War, and send innocent tourists in to faux battlefields, armed with paintball guns, as well?

Army considering proposal for military theme park

FORT BELVOIR, Va. (AP) - The Army's considering a private developer's proposal for a military theme park in Virginia, including military-themed "four-D" rides and a "First Division Lounge."

A Florida developer is pitching the Disney-like amusement park to go alongside a $300 million Army museum, which is expected to open near Fort Belvoir in 2013. The Washington Post reports the park would allow people to "command" the latest M-One tank or feel the rush of a paratrooper freefall.