Real World Denver - 'An Open Letter To Davis'

Oh, Davis.

First you make an arse of yourself calling the Ty the N Word.

Now you go and get drunk on your birthday, and let MTV show you passed out, naked, boxers down on the floor, in front of the computer, and later passed out on the floor, face down?

Couldn't you at least wear your favorite baby blue polo?

Were you jerkin' the gherkin, to gay porn because the ladies at Jet didn't do it for you?

Now I'm not the kind of person to cast stones.

But, dude, you know you're being filmed!

I honestly, now, know, that I am kind of ok, with thinking that you are kind of an arse.

I did a lot of stoopid stuff when I was your age, but I wasn't being filmed.

You were dead to me, after you cheated on your boyfriend, with that fame-whore, Reichen.

I actually don't feel sorry you got punched in the face in South Africa.

So, suck it Davis.

Truly,

Big Daddy/Buzzsaw Pete