Tagged!

Virtual hubby Christopher tagged me.

So here goes:

1. Do you like Blue cheese?

On occasion. Which is surprising because I HATED it as a kid.

2. Have you ever smoked?

Unfortch, yep.

3. Do you own a gun?

No, but I actually do want to take up recreational shooting, like at a firing range.

That way when the zombies come, I can make perfect shots, like in 'Dawn Of The Dead'.

4. What flavor Kool Aid was your favorite?

I only remember cherry.

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?

Depends on what I'm there for, and which type of doctor.

Ha ha.

6. What do you think of hot dogs?

Love 'em but they have to be 100% beef [Hebrew Nationals are my fave], and served with mustard and cheese.

Yum! [Damn, now I want a hot dog.]

7. Favorite Christmas movie?

'A Christmas Story', 'National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation', and 'Home Alone'.

I actually still tear up at the end of Home Alone I hate to admit.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?

Vodka.

Ha ha.

Green tea, milk, or water.

9. Can you do push ups?

Yep, but I'm not allowed to work out in public.

The cops arrested me for carrying these guns.

10. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry?

Toss up between my tongue ring, and my knife-cut ring from Tiffany's.

They don't sell it anymore but it looks like this [it's not a wedding band though, although it could prob pass for one].

[Man, I'm such a 'mo. Ha ha.]

11. Favorite hobby?

Collecting lederhosen.

Actually, collecting music.

And it's kind of getting out of hand.

I have already filled up half of an 100gig external hard drive with just music.

12. Do you have A.D.D.?

Definitely.

My attention span is about five minutes.

I have to be doing multiple things at once.

13. Do you wear glasses/contacts?

Wore colored contacts for a while when I worked at The Big Gay Club.

14. Middle names?

James.

Boring I know [no offense James!], but Big Daddy James does have a certain porn star appeal to it.

Maybe I should start going by that.

15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?

'I just died in your arms tonight. It musta been something you said', hunger, dread [of the commute tomorrow - thanks Obama].

16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?

Water [tons of it - drank a gallon so far today], milk, tea, juice, vodka.

17. Current worry?

Having to buy a car if they move our offices at The Corporation.

18. Current hate right now?

That I wasted three days in the lamest, worst vendor equipment training class I have ever been to.

19. Favorite place to be?

In bed, under the covers, on a chilly day.

20. How did you bring in the New Year?

Don't remember.

D'oh!

21. Where would you like to go?

The Maldives, Madagascar, Croatia, Iceland, Cardiff, home [at work now].

22. Name three people who will complete this?

Going to see if Clay, Viva, and let's see if Just David! will do it.

23. Do you own slippers?

Like old-man slippers for the house?

No.

But many of my dress shoes are slip-ons.

Do those count?

24. What shirt are you wearing?

One of my faves: a red gingham short sleeve country button down.

It's like a modern Banana Republic version of the classic cowboy shirt with the pearl snaps.

25. Where will you be spending Christmas?

Haven't thought about it.

26. Can you whistle?

Yep, and sometimes it gets me in trouble because I don't realize I am doing it.

27. Favorite color?

Red, orange, black and white.

28. Would you be a pirate?

Nah, I don't like forcibly taking stuff from people.

I'd rather have then wanting to give it to me.

29. What songs do you sing in the shower?

Whatever is on the radio at the time.

30. Favorite Girl’s Name?

Evelyn, Victoria, Petunia, Lola, Vivienne, Shanikqua

31. Favorite Boy’s name?

Avery, Sebastian, Madison, Xerxes, Mustaffah, Bailey, Baxter, Stone, Rock, Dexter, Seamus

32. What’s in your pocket right now?

Lip balm, lighter, wallet, handkerchief.

33. Last thing that made you laugh?

The guy who called my shoes 'cute' this morning [see below].

35. Worst injury you’ve ever had?

When I face-planted in to the pavement.

Busted my nose, lip, and scraped a good chunk of skin off my upper lip.

36. Do you love where you live?

Abso-friggin'-lutely.

I love my city and my 'hood.

37. How many TVs do you have in your house?

Two

38. Name 3 other words for penis:

Peep, salami, kielbasa

39. Name 3 other words for vagina:

Vadge, Poudre Valley, hoo-ha.

40. Name 3 other words for Tits:

The Girls, big bodacious ta-ta's, breasteses.