Overheard

Cat Burglars and Ninjas Have Ruined Blackness For Everyone

Black guy: What would you say if I said I wanted to get a Mystic Tan?

Tanning consultant: Oh, you could. It would give you a nice glow.

Black guy: You're not even going to discourage me?! I would never get a spray on tan. The blacker you are, the higher people assume your crime rate is.

North 222 Plaza
Reading, Pennsylvania